What have I done to deserve this?
He has betrayed me.
and someone said: “TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR.” I booed, all in good fun. The conductor said “Ravenclaw!” and I said “Slytherin!”. The conductor then made some silly noise and said “Everybody boo and hiss at the Slytherin.” No one did. Because they all knew I would have fucked them up. I felt immensely superior.